23 July 2008

Wednesday Weirdness

Well, since I didn't play TMI Tuesday yesterday, I decided to be a mid-week meme whore and play Wednesday Weirdness instead.


1.) What material is your favorite for bed sheets?

It depends on the season. If the weather is cool, give me soft, cuddly flannel sheets. Warm? At minimum of 600 thread count Egyptian cotton will work!


2.) How often do you masturbate?


From sheets to masturbation in just a few words? Sounds like a few dates I've been on! You know, I'm not really on a regular Tuesday/Thursday schedule with masturbation. Being that sex with husband is non-existent, my solo activities can go anywhere from multiple times in the same day to one or twice a week. Just depends on my mood.


3.) What takes you the longest to do while showering? (IE shaving, washing hair, etc)


I'm a 4-6 minute shower person depending on if I need to shave my legs or use the hand-held shower massager! I'm not one who just stands under the water forever ... probably because I pay the water bill!


4.) What do you think is the right amount of foreplay? Do you spend enough time readying your partner for sex?

The right amount of foreplay is just a bit longer than, "I can't take this anymore" *wink*

5.) Who tends to initiate sex more when you are in a relationship?


Before I started hearing, "Not tonight - I'm tired" every time I initiated sex, I'd say it was me. Now, neither of us even bother.


6.) What birth control do you use?


Tubaligation - when your youngest child is 12, the thought of a baby is a bit terrifying ... unless it's a grandchild 15 years from now.


7.) What is one thing your partner could do in bed that would instantly turn you off?


Call me by his ex-wife's name - yep ... been there done that!

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33 comments:

Liz Hill said...

Well now I have more insight into why I feel like I have more insight ---seems I was married to his twin ;-)

Doc said...

Life Lesson # 1 Never NEVER call someone by the wrong name.

Karen said...

Ex-wife's name?? Oh no! That is disgusting. I quick in the shower also. I don't get the people who spend 45 minutes in there - unless they have company...

Schmoop said...

Your answers were very interesting. Cheers, Janet!!

Dana said...

Turnbaby, well, that's unfortunate, isn't it!? I was hoping there was only one of them out there.

Doc, especially during sex. It's one thing when you do it during an argument (yes, that's happened too) but a completely different situation when it happens during sex.

Karen, I can spend an hour in the tub, but the shower is more of a functional thing for me.

Dana said...

Matt-Man, that's buttercup to you!

Anonymous said...

Damn, that last one is awful. What a faux pas!

I'm w/ you on the masturbation. Whenever the mood strikes, no set schedule. LOL

Anonymous said...

lol...geeeezus, called you by the ex wife's name? Ouch!

I'm a 4-6 minute shower man myself...even with the hand held massager!

justsomeguy said...

I think the question we all want to know is, "Did the sex end there?"
Hopefully, it did. For him, anyway. ;)

Baby said...

Great answers - and I ditto the Good Doctor on the last one!!! Happy WW!!!

Dana said...

FF, faux pas is an understatement *giggle*

Slick, if I don't shave my legs, but use the shower massager, I'm still in that 4-6 minute time frame. BTW, I am convinced it was a woman who invented the hand-held shower massager, and a man that invented clear glass shower doors!

Good Dr., yeah ... it didn't just kill the mood, it was a full on mood massacre!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Love the answer to #4!!!! You've nailed that one! LOL

Knight said...

I'm surprised it doesn't take you longer to shave with the long stems you have.

I've said the wrong name once but to my credit they guys almost had the same name. They went by initials but one was reversed. Eek that was bad.

The Mountain Cat said...

Dana, I try foreplay when I masturbate but my hand always claims to have a headache.

Dana said...

Baby, thank you very much!

RLL, seriously?? Isn't that just the best?? When you just can't take it anymore and yet you have to?!!

Knight, confession time ... I've said the wrong name more than once, but it was because I was drunk, but I've NEVER done it to husband!

Jay said...

I think we've all done the wrong name thing. Except me of course, but that's only because I have short term memory problems and can't remember someone's name that I've just met. ;-)

Unknown said...

Yea, those hand held massagers? Ooh La La!

And damn, really?? He called you by his ex wife's name?????? I mean, what the hell did you do????

Slyde said...

calling you by the ex's name? ouch!

Dana said...

TMC, if you'd take them out of the finger traps that might not happen!

Jay, yours is certainly a case of when short-term memory issues are a blessing.

Bina, he did, during quite an intimate moment. It was the end of that intimate moment!

You can Call me AL said...

Yeah, my wife once called me by the wrong name. She called out "come here you well hung man" I knew she wasn't referring to me.

Southpaw said...

LOL @ "you can call me al"
I have managed to avoid the wrong name thing......when you just say 'oh baby, oh baby', hey, you can't get it wrong!!!! LOL
My answers are Here

M said...

Oh wow!! I don't even know what to say. Ex's name??

Wow, just wow

Dana said...

Slyde, they are similar (Dana / Debbie) but still!

Al, *gigglesnort*

Southpaw, there are reasons terms of endearment are used ...

boo said...

Am I weird in that I've never called out anyone's name during sex? That requires words, and the only words I have at that point in time are gutteral utterances punctuated with variations of Oh god! Fuck! and OH!

I feel like I have to point out that you completely side-stepped the actual question for #3 - what takes you the longest in the shower, not how long your shower takes!

Dana said...

M, I was a bit taken aback as well!

Boo(duh), I didn't answer #3 because ... IT'S A WASH ... ba-dum-dum!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I was in that marriage (other than the ex's name)...

I was up to 7-8 times a week masturbating..honestly, I have not even thought about it in 7 months...

Ashly Star said...

Oooh I love comfy flannel sheets in the winter if it gets cold, lol. Those are awesome.

I'm a 5 minute shower girl too. I just don't see how people spend half an hour or longer in there, lol.

Love your #4, perfect!

#7, ouch. My answer was similar but it was his ex gf's name and I didn't react quite so well at all to it. =D

Thank you for playing! Happy Wednesday!

Fortune Cookies said...

I was called by the ex's name too, once...ONCE! ;) it hurts like a mo-fo! I feel your pain, girl, I feel your pain.

buffalodick said...

GGaaaa! Some frighten me, others sadden me. I pass no judgement ever, dear.. And you are quite brave to share your thoughts on these issues..

Neil Benson said...

On the time in the shower question, assuming you had someone so inclined, would showers for two last a good deal longer?

On a similar subject, what about hot tubs for two?

Dana said...

Bond, that fence continues to be extremely uncomfortable.

Amorous, I had fun with these questions today!

F Cookies, it's one of those WTF moments.

Dana said...

Buff, some frighten me and some sadden me too!

Neil, I'm thinking that if I were in the shower, or the tub, with someone who wanted to be there with me, I wouldn't be thinking about the water bill *wink*

Anonymous said...

It's terribly sad to her about your non-existant sex life. My wife and I have been married ... well let me say that our youngest children are 27 so it's been a while. There were tought years to have a sex life when the ids were all young, but I can say that the sex now is at least as good as it ever was.