14 August 2018

TMI Tuesday | 3's

(via TMI Tuesday Blog)
1. ​You can only keep 3 things: (pick and explain your choices)

Wine or Beer
I think I'm going to need coffee (or I'll be unbearable the rest of my life), books (hello??? What would life be without books?), and tacos, because man (woman) cannot live on coffee and books alone!
2. If your job gave you a surprise 3-day paid break, what would you do with those three days?
In a perfect world, or in my work reality world? In a perfect world, I'd drive to San Diego and spend three days in a beach house, without my phone or my laptop. I my work reality world, I'd drive to San Diego and spend three days in a beach house with my phone and my laptop so that I wasn't three days behind when I got back to work (I am the accounting department - if I'm off from work the only thing that happens is that I get behind).
3. Have you ever had a threesome? What was the configuration?
Well now, that's an interesting question. YES! I have been (many times) in both MMF and the FFM configurations.
4. In a threesome, do you like to be the star attraction or a bit player/personal  assistant?
I certainly like to be actively involved, but I prefer to be the giver of pleasure rather than the receiver of pleasure. My pleasure comes from pleasing others, even when it comes to sex.
5. Would you have another threesome?
ABSOLUTELY!! Look, I've had a couple of bad threesome experiences, but overall they've been very good. I've found that the best threesomes start out as friendships so there is that trust and chemistry ahead of time.
Bonus: Rate your last  threesome on a scale of 1-5, 5 being fantastic.
My last threesome was at Red Rooster and was a solid 1.5. I went with my "lifestyle boyfriend" (who has now lost that title), and we hooked up with another female. She was reluctant, but allowed herself to be talked into it (not by me - by him). She shouldn't have. Within a few minutes of the encounter it was clear that she was not into it ... and she smelled funny. Funny/odd smells are a HUGE turnoff for me.
Now, after that, I was back at Red Rooster by myself for what I hoped would be the pinnacle of what I want in a threesome. Without going into details (to protect the innocent), it didn't work out the way that I and number 2 of the threesome hoped it would *shrugs* Maybe some other time.
Extra Credit Bonus: How to Enjoy a Threesome

12 August 2018

Sunday Stealing | Blazing Stars

(via Sunday Stealing)

1 - You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done?
Those of you who know me realize this is not a hypothetical question. In the last year, there has been this
And this ... 
And this ...

And this ... 
And this ... 
For the most part? I'm all about words. My next ink will likely be Robert Frost's Nothing Gold Can Stay.
2 - If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be?
Wow ... ummmmm ... this is a tough one as fiction is not my preferred genre, however when I read The Outsider's in the 6th grade, I really identified with Ponyboy Curtis. Also related to my answer for question #1.
3 - You’re given $10,000…under one condition: you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to?
Oh! Easy peasey lemon squeezy ... Three Square Food Bank. I continue to be disappointed in a country that has excess food that they pay farmers to destroy, yet we cannot feed everyone in the country.
4 - If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
Again ... this question ... the "if then, than this" linear model works with computers, not in life. No changes here!
5 - If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
Wow ... no ... see answer to #4 ...
6 - You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy?
I'm going with a lightsaber and ... "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!"
7 - What is the first curse word that comes to mind?
FUCK!! I don't know *snicker*
8 - Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with someone you love for ten years or someone you hate for a month? Explain why.
I'm going with someone I hate for a month, because if I were on a desert island with someone I loved for TEN years? I'd probably end up hating them!
9 - 5 things within touching distance:
  • Leftover pizza
  • A red Swingline stapler
  • A half-full cup of (now cold) coffee
  • iPad
  • Ty Beanie Babies Socks the Sock Monkey 
10 - What are you supposed to be doing right now?
It's Sunday ... there is nothing I am supposed to be doing!
11 - Currently wanting to see anyone?
Yes, my friend Tracy who lives here in Vegas, but who I haven't seen in far too long. He's a kindred soul. 
12 - Would you go against your moral code for money?
Which moral code and how much money? I guess the answer to this question is "possibly."
13 - What’s more important to you: strength of the body or strength of the mind?
Definitely strength of the mind. Strength of the body peaks, then deteriorates. Strength of the mind continues to expand and grow.
14 - How important you think education is?
I think being knowledgeable is a far better quality. I'm not a stickler with the whole "if you have a PhD, you are somehow better/more valuable." I think social knowledge and life skills can be much more valuable in the long run.
15 - If you were the president, what would you do?
I would like to pass on the opportunity to be President, especially with the mark 45 has left on that office. 

05 August 2018

Sunday Stealing | Never Been Asked Before

(via Sunday Stealing)

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
I'm a start at the top and work my way down shower-er. First I shampoo my hair, then put conditioner in my hair, then grab the bar of soap and work my way down. The last thing I do is rinse the conditioner out of my hair.
2. What colour is your favourite hoodie?
I have one - and only one - hoodie. It is white making white the color of my favorite hoodie!
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Ohhhhh! Absolutely!And no - Mike isn't the last person I kissed, so there!!
4. Do you plan outfits?
For FUCKS sake! 6 out of 7 days a week I put on a pair of ballin' shorts, a sports bra, and a tank top. That's my dress code as I work from home. No ... no outfit planning here. And all of that accessorizing? Don't do any of that either!
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
IRRITATED ... HIGHLY IRRITATED! Just did my "mom date" and it ended in a shit-show. It's not the first time this has happened, but it's been a while.
6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red?

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Ohhhh ... I dream ... vivid dreams. The last dream I remember I awoke myself screaming, "HELP ME!" because my mom had left me alone, by the side of the road, with nothing more than a blanket, and a bobcat started stalking me and then chewing on my right pinky finger.
Abandonment issues anyone?? 
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
I did not meet anyone new today, and truth be told? I'd prefer not to meet anyone new ... nor to do the whole peopling thing in general.
9. What are you craving right now?
I am craving touch. Just someone who I care about putting their hand on my shoulder or my knee. Snuggling on the sofa watching TV. That's my craving!
10. Do you floss?
I do floss! Not every day, but at least 3 times a week.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Creamy coleslaw ... YUMMMMM!!!
12. Are you emotional?
I am emotional with a twist. It's always been my belief that society (generally) sees emotions as a weakness, so I hold all of my emotions in until I am alone and then let them out ... usually through tears.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
You know? I don't think I ever have ... hmmmmm ...
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I am a licker! Wait ... what????
15. Do you like your hair?
Right now? No, because I need a haircut and after living in Las Vegas for over 2 years I still haven't overcome my resistance to going to a new salon/stylist. I've been cutting my own hair, and since I'm an accountant and not a stylist, that hasn't been working out very well.
16. Do you like yourself?
It seems like this question comes up on every single meme. No ... I don't like myself ... and I likely never will.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Is he paying????
18.What are you listening to right now?
I've got the television on and Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives is showing. I'm not really watching, but I am listening!
19. Are your parents strict?
Well, being a grownup now, it really doesn't matter, but when I was growing up? Yes, my father was quite strict. When my parents divorced (I was 16) I went wild!
20. Would you go sky diving?
And jump out of a perfectly good plane? Nooooo!! If I want the feeling of skydiving? I'll go HERE!
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Yes please! Large curd!
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Told this story last week, not telling it again!
23. Do you rent movies often?
Rent movies? Wait ... what???
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
The picture doesn't show it, but I swear this card is sparkly!
25. How many countries have you visited? 
Let's see ... Canada, Mexico. Japan, Korea ... FOUR!
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Ummmmm ... y'all know that was a thing back in the day, right?
27. Ever been on a train?
I have been on the Chicago Metra, but I have always wanted to do the Glacier National Park by rail.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Brown please!
29.Do you have a cell-phone? 
Are there people who don't have a cell phone???
30. Do you use chap stick? 
YES!!! The desert is tough on lips.