I am a straightforward, critical thinker without much patience for observing any of the social graces.
This means that I frequently insult or offend people, but it's usually unintentional. That said, if I ever actually want to insult or offend you? I will do it very, very well.
I am adept at finding hidden patterns, interconnections, and relationships - or I am a conspiracy theorist. Actually, both.
In my spare time I read office supply catalogs.
You can find me on twitter, tumblr, Instagram and Pinterest.
Got a question? Concern? Want to tell me what an awful person I am? Email me at email@example.com