I found a receipt for a vibrator in my husband's pants pocket. He claims he bought it for a co-worker who was too embarrassed to buy it for herself. I don't believe him.
20 April 2008
Sunday Secret
I found a receipt for a vibrator in my husband's pants pocket. He claims he bought it for a co-worker who was too embarrassed to buy it for herself. I don't believe him.
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Red Flag says what?
It wasn't my joint Officer. I was holding it for a friend.
I don't smoke, Mom. Some of my friends do and I was in the same room.
I don't drink, Dad. Someone spilled beer on me...
Shove it up his butt! ;)
RD, at this point I don't think I'd want to give him the pleasure *gigglesnort*
What a dumb ass. Everybody knows that you are supposed to burn every receipt as soon as you walk out of an adult bookstore or check out of a motel. ;-)
Ohhhh....I don't believe him either. And even if it is true, it isn't right for him to buy such things for a co-worker.
Jay, especially when you know your wife does the laundry!
Karen, I'm with you - even if it is true, it was out of line.
DUMB ASS I would be ashamed to be married to him for being so stupid, that is after I kicked his ass for lying
oh and psychologists would say he probably wanted to get caught.....
DB, the lying was bad enough - the fact that he thought I was stupid enough to believe him was even worse ...
Oh, and I'm guessing he *did* want to get caught, if for no other reason that to see if I'd believe his lies.
If it’s a question of veracity, then hubby can produce the vibrator and the co-worker. That should not be so difficult for him if he’s willing to prove his fidelity. Of course, if isn’t, that a really big issue.
Someone is going to be really, really embarassed when they get said Rocket Pocket Plus+ vibrator for their birffday or Mother's Day, me thinks.
Just saying.
Sounds like just the kind of dumbass present a guy would buy, thinking he was being sensitive to his woman's needs.
Now, if it is true he bought it for a co-worker, everyone of my paranoid, jealous hackles would be on full alert. No woman would ask a co-worker to buy her a vibrator (and no man would agree) unless something inappropriate was going on in their relationship.
I would rather go the butt-plug scenario than the co-worker.
Ack, Dana. This sucks, big time. I really, really hope it's gift wrapped on your pillow tonight for some creative lovemaking.
I'm sorry but he gets the dufus of the day award for pulling that stunt!
Nick, I got a first name when I asked about it - nothing more.
Scout, this happened about 6 months ago and nothing found it's way to my pillow - I'm afraid it falls into the sucky category!
Would you let a male co worker buy it for you? Me thinks and sorry to say, he is a right Richard Head
A receipt...for a vibrator...in his PANTS pocket. I love irony. Cheers Dana!!
That's so............WTF
I'm not sure I believe, you!
Could you be testing us? [blog world]
Anyway, if it is fact, he's a dipshit!!!
Wow, how original! I'm surprised he didn't use the other classic man defense...." Well what were you doing going through my pockets? HOw would you like it if I went through YOUR things!"
I think you should let "more air out of his tires".... Lorena Bobbit style. =)
Dana...I agree with what Micky-T said...A real dipshit! Unbelieveable! I am sorry that you had to go through that. Hopefully it is just one more thing that will make you JUMP!
Blessings to you!
Kimmie
Jeff, I think that earns more than a daily dose of dufus!
Mike, I cannot even begin to imagine even having that conversation with a co-worker.
Matt-Man, I hadn't thought about it that way, but it sure made me smile when I did!
Micky, I *wish* I was making this one up! Unfortunately, I swore to keep my Sunday Secrets 100% true and this is no exception!
Matty, guess what the first thing he said was?? "Well what were you doing going through my pockets?" I reminded him that I was only doing the same thing I do every weekend - laundry.
Kimmie, this happened about 8 months ago. I've kept it in the JUMP file!
Yeah, that's kind of a fishy story. You don't really hear about people buying dildos for there co-workers.
It's just like Hitler said; "It's easier to tell a big lie than a small one"...
Corky, what?? This isn't something you regularly discuss with your co-workers??
Buff, words of wisdom?
I believe him. I'm sure he did buy it for a coworker and that they've used it.
Jaw drop. f*&ker. Sorry :(
Maybe he bought it for himself? HA!
No, there's something fishy about that...
Leighann, he was just trying to held a deprived young woman - that's all ...
Lu, that's pretty much the reaction I had!
R.E.H., quite honestly, had he said that, I'd have been OK with the story. At least that wouldn't involve someone else!
OUCH! I don't know what else to say.
Holy Crap! I pretty much echo everyone else on here... WHAT AN IDIOT! If you're going to lie, at least be creative with it and make me laugh. I still won't believe you but at least I can laugh after I kick your ass.
So, you married not the brightest bulb in the box I see...
Honestly, I wonder if he wanted to get caught. I mean, it is not like he kept the receipt for tax purposes or to return the item in case the recipient did not like the color or size.
Maybe he figured if you found it, you would take the lead in the 'so, do you want the chair in the living room or the lawnmower?' discussion on separation of property.
OH and So so Sorry Dana...no matter what, it must have hurt to find it.
Bina, OUCH! pretty much sums it up *wink*
Apple, more insulting than the lie was the assumption I was STUPID enough to believe it!
Bond, I don't even think it's about a lack of illumination - the man has an ego the size of Texas and I think he believes he's just that invincible!
I think you ought to start leaving some of YOUR receipts/indiscretionary spendings lying around now.
Hotel reciepts during the day
Titty bars
Lesbian strip clubs!
RLL, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I am loving this passive aggressive approach!
Dana, for me just a “first name” would answer my question: I’d want an introduction to the woman for whom my husband made such a personal purchase. But, then, I have been told that I’m always ready to rush in where even fools fear to tread.
If you were too embarrassed to buy a vibrator for yourself you certainly wouldn't be talking about it with coworkers. Even if he did get it as a joke he probably came off looking like a pervert.
Regardless... he needs to do his own damn laundry. Leave his shit next to the washer and take care of your own.
Men come up with quite the excuses when they think with their little friend... unfortunately, they think we have the same type of handicap. Sheesh!
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