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... the channel you're watching doesn’t regulate the audio, so the commercials end up being startlingly LOUD?
... someone calls your phone and when you say, "Hello" says, “Who’s this”?
... the bridge over troubled waters crumbles beneath your feet?
... your hand is misaligned on the keyboard and every letter you type is wrong?
... your cat puts his cold wet nose on your warm dry nose when you are sound asleep?
... people under 30 complain about how old they are? And you are almost twice their age?
... women wear low cut tops then complain because men keep looking at their boobs?
... the batteries in your wall clock go bad and you don't realize it's been 6:30 AM for over an hour?
... you are trying out a new recipe for a special event and you read 2 tsp salt as 2 Tbls salt?
... your doctor asks if you mind if an intern watches your pelvic exam?
... you order the special at a restaurant and the waitress returns 5 minutes later letting you know they just ran out?
... a new register opens at the market and the person at the end of your line runs over to be first in the new line?
... the muscles in your eyelid twitch?
... PeOPlE tyPe LiKE ThIS?
It's Monday! Get it off your chest! What would you add to this list?? And if you say, "Don't you hate it when people blog a list of 'Don't you hate it whens ...' I'm going to hijack your computer and send porn spam to all of your church contacts!
... the channel you're watching doesn’t regulate the audio, so the commercials end up being startlingly LOUD?
... someone calls your phone and when you say, "Hello" says, “Who’s this”?
... the bridge over troubled waters crumbles beneath your feet?
... your hand is misaligned on the keyboard and every letter you type is wrong?
... your cat puts his cold wet nose on your warm dry nose when you are sound asleep?
... people under 30 complain about how old they are? And you are almost twice their age?
... women wear low cut tops then complain because men keep looking at their boobs?
... the batteries in your wall clock go bad and you don't realize it's been 6:30 AM for over an hour?
... you are trying out a new recipe for a special event and you read 2 tsp salt as 2 Tbls salt?
... your doctor asks if you mind if an intern watches your pelvic exam?
... you order the special at a restaurant and the waitress returns 5 minutes later letting you know they just ran out?
... a new register opens at the market and the person at the end of your line runs over to be first in the new line?
... the muscles in your eyelid twitch?
... PeOPlE tyPe LiKE ThIS?
It's Monday! Get it off your chest! What would you add to this list?? And if you say, "Don't you hate it when people blog a list of 'Don't you hate it whens ...' I'm going to hijack your computer and send porn spam to all of your church contacts!
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21 comments:
Ok...Don't you hate it when you have an amazing day bbqing outside with your family (for father's day) and you end up with a nasty farmer's tan!
.. people under 30 complain about how old they are? And you are almost twice their age?
Even worse than this is women under 30 calling themselves Cougars. OMG. KITTEN. *swat* Go the fcuk away.
Don't you hate it when you're jacking off to a picture of Tyra Banks and the maint'nence guy walks in to fix the sink in your apartment? Cheers Dana!!
Church contacts?? Ha!
I don't have any church contacts. Ha! Take that! ;-)
Don't you hate it when you're dancing around naked to Miley Cyrus' new song and suddenly realize that the blinds are open and people are watching? ;)
Okay seriously I think I'll do my own list on my blog. Thanks for the inspiration.
.... the doctor turns the lights down low and puts on Johnny Mathis song 'Chances are' for your prostate exam.
...people who are younger than you complain about people younger than them thinking they are old! bwahahahahahahahahahaa
GO on..send it to my church contacts...I belong to The Church of The Rapidly Stroking...
When I get those "Who is this?" phone calls, I ask "Who were you trying to reach?" Ugggh! And people who try to cram into an elevator before giving the current passengers a chance to exit!
Karen, Ha! I spent a great deal of time in my car Saturday and I have a farmer's tan to prove it ... but only on my left arm!
Curvy Jones, are these "cougars" under 30 dating 5th graders or what?? Oh wait! We call those pedophiles!!
Matt-Man, yeah ... if it had been a picture of Rosie O'Donnell it wouldn't be quite as embarrassing, would it?!?!
Osbasso, Fine then, your symphony contacts then??
Jay, at least you weren't dancing to Justin Bieber!
Mike, BWAHAHAHA! I don't even have a good comeback for that one!
Vinny "Bond" Marini, hey now! I'm not *that* much younger than you are!!
Evil Twin's Wife, oh yes! The elevator gremlins ... I hate them too!
Don't you just hate it when you go to a Microsoft Website for an error explanation and they give you the exact same error message you got before....with no further explanation? Grrrrrrr......
Thank you Microsoft for giving me the incredibly obvious where only the merely obvious would have sufficed!
I just wear regular contacts - perhaps if I wore church contacts I'd be able to see G-d more? Wait, isn't that something my husband should be able to help with? *evil grin*
YES!!!! I hate all of those things! How'd you get into my head?
Well, I've never had my doc ask to have an intern watch my exam. But still.
When you check your pockets & the thing you are looking for is always in the other pocket.
Someone asks you for a phone # & you begin to rattle it off & the person says "hold on, let me get a pen".
Don't get me started Dana!
...a person takes longer to delegate a task away than it would've taken to just do it him/herself.
...old people complain about the youth of today when they're the ones who raised them to be like this.
Don't you hate it when people are always complaining about lack of money but they are the first to leave early/come in late..ask for time off etc.?
Don't you hate it when people who clearly should be in the LEFT lane, drive 10 plus miles below the speed limit in the RIGHT passing lane?
*HUGE PET PEEVE OF MINE*
And it happened to me for 45min on a hwy today. *grumble grumble*
I hate it when skinny girls complain about how horribly fat they are. Skip a cola, sweetie. That's about all it would take to fix your problem.
I'm not bitter....much.
I hate it when skinny girls complain about how horribly fat they are. Skip a cola, sweetie. That's about all it would take to fix your problem.
I'm not bitter....much.
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