22 February 2008

Fruits and Vegetables

I realize this is likely not the pic you were hoping for (was anyone thinking bananas and cucumbers?), but too fucking bad!

I can't begin to tell you how proud I am to have received this award - it's the peach (or is it Shrek's ass butt after eating too many carrots?) ... whatever, it is a coveted award given out by Doc over at You Just Keep On Believing That . This award is one that many bitch slap each other to get lovingly attempt to grasp even though only one can be awarded each week, and I was the lucky one this week! Doc hosts a Weekly Word Game where he posts an off-the-wall news story then asks his readers to fill in the blank portion with some smart-ass witty prose. It is a lot of fun to play, and even more fun to read the creative responses! If you are just dying to read my winning entry, you can find it [HERE]


Thanks to Doc, for hosting this game, and everyone else be sure to visit his co-authored blog (no Mountain Cat, I didn't forget you) by clicking [HERE] for a daily dose of humor as well as the Weekly Word Game!

Now on to vegetables ... I'm thinking brussel sprouts ...

What?? You were hoping for eggplant? Yeah, I saw that in a YouPorn video once too!

21 comments:

Leighann said...

I really really want to squeeze that peach!

Schmoop said...

Eggplant in a porn flick? Were two Italian vegetarians getting it on, or what? Cheers!!

Jay said...

How did I miss the eggplant video? Dang. Do they have a search feature? LOL

Dana said...

Leighann, you'd have to have terribly long arms to do that! How 'bout my peach instead?

Matt-Man, actually, it was a solo diner, but I've never quite seen anyone eat an eggplant that way!

Jay, of course they have a search function! How do you think I found the video??

Unknown said...

I went over and read it. Too funny!

Hmmm, never thought of eggplant. Aren't those like, REALLY big???? :o

He He.

Doc said...

Dang thats a might fine juicy looking peach you got there Dana!

Hee Hee - you deserved it!

Dana said...

Bina, it's a fun game and eggplant comes in many sizes for many appetites!

Doc, you wanna squeeze my peach and find out just how juicey it is?? Thank you again - it's a great game and one where the competition is STEEP!

Real Live Lesbian said...

What a pretty peach you have there! It's obviously a boy peach. WTF is that?

Dana said...

RLL, kind of an odd appendage, isn't it??

Jahooni said...

ya know, i can be mean but today i won't. congrats. i guess. i am getting freakin pissed actually. i loose sleep Monday night knowing that Tuesday is the big day.

since i didn't win this week (or any week rather) i went in and had the "peach wax special" done. yep. so there. i have my own fuzzy peach to play with. omgosh, did i just say that?

well anyways. congrats! ;)~

Dana said...

Jahooni, why would you want to be mean?? I'm not greedy - I'll share the fuzz! We could make a peach pie!

Jahooni said...

woo hoo! ;-)

captain corky said...

Congrats on winning! Wait... Did you say Youporn? Gotta run, something suddenly came up! ;)

MrRyanO said...

I smell sex and candy. Yeah, you had me fooled...you know I came for some crazy veggie pics! LOL!

Anonymous said...

I was thinking various squash!
good job on the award, congrats.

the thing about you porn is doesn't it have a description that you have to choose to veiw?!?!?!?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
go girl

Anonymous said...

Nice peach babe! And the award is cool too! Ba dump ba! Congrats! Oh, and brussels sprouts? No way! Tomato all the way!

BTW I did watch AG again later, without the stand-up distractions. Definitely a pretty good movie.

FMD

buffalodick said...

Brussel sprouts? What, like Ben-Wah balls? You lost me....

R.E.H. said...

Eggplant + porn? Is that why I try to stick to quality porn most of the time?

Congrats on winning the Word Game. I sure wouldn't mind taking a bite out of that peach ;)

Dana said...

Corky, it's always about the sex, isn't it??

RD, I'd have been surprised if you came here for any other reason *wink*

SS, you're complaining about free porn??

Dana said...

FMD, glad you got to see AG without the distractions!

Buff, I didn't lose you ... *I'm* lost!

R.E.H., quality porn? Isn't that like Jumbo Shrimp??

Doc said...

Did someone say peach pie?