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Remember these?
The little bits of the week that don't quite make up a blog post?
The weekly reflection of posts, comments and life in general?
Funny how rooted in tradition a blog can become. What? It's me who is rooted in tradition? You're kidding, right? I can be spontaneous ... or at least I can use spontaneous in a sentence!
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In addition to leaving tumblr (with the door open) I've started spending a little more time on facebook (it's the only way I can play Bejeweled Blitz). As more and more of my family drinks the facebook Kool-Aid, it's also an efficient way to keep up with them ... and let them keep up with me.
The down side? Sometimes my dad talks about visiting porn sites on my facebook wall *rolls eyes*
The down side? Sometimes my dad talks about visiting porn sites on my facebook wall *rolls eyes*
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Back to blogging just one week and I managed to pick up where I left off - irritating people who don't want to be publicly accountable, but do want to spew their vile rhetoric in a public forum.
My name is Dana and I am a troll.
I'm not the ugly kind of troll who hides under a bridge and leaves nasty comments anonymously, or the kind that writes comments and then deletes them so that the public can't see them but the writer can, or even the kind of troll who writes passive-aggressive posts in response to someone else's post never mentioning the person so that they can always claim they didn't say it.
Nope! I'm the kind of troll who will post a controversial opinion just to get people stirred up. The kind of troll who will call you on your shit in front of everyone without asking for your permission. Think of me as a Shrek troll. Shuddup! I know Shrek is an ogre, not a troll, but if he were a troll he would be just like me!
And you know what?
I'm good with that!
My name is Dana and I am a troll.
I'm not the ugly kind of troll who hides under a bridge and leaves nasty comments anonymously, or the kind that writes comments and then deletes them so that the public can't see them but the writer can, or even the kind of troll who writes passive-aggressive posts in response to someone else's post never mentioning the person so that they can always claim they didn't say it.
Nope! I'm the kind of troll who will post a controversial opinion just to get people stirred up. The kind of troll who will call you on your shit in front of everyone without asking for your permission. Think of me as a Shrek troll. Shuddup! I know Shrek is an ogre, not a troll, but if he were a troll he would be just like me!
And you know what?
I'm good with that!
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I need to do a Cam update (who is now officially old enough to drive and eligible to get his driver's license in June), a Voldemort update (my new nickname for "husband" because I know how much people love it when bloggers use aliases), and a "My-Favorite-Stalker" update (no, not you Kimmeh ... nor your buddy Denis).
Next week!
I promise!
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5 comments:
I do like the fact that you're direct with your trolliness. Leaves so much ambiguity in the dust!
The day that my Mom asks to friend me on FB is the day that I give up all social media. Thank God she wants to dump FB herself!
i'll believe it when i see it. the update, that is.
Shrek? So, I should be reading your posts with Scottish Accent?
Jay
Osbasso, ambiguity is highly overrated! If I'm going to spend the time bitching about someone, I want them to know I'm bitching about them!
MIke, Oh! Lookie!! It's my favorite stalker!! You could always start a blog and I could just respond to your version of things ;)
I'm With Stupid, a Scottish accent might make them more entertaining!
'writes comments and then deletes them'
I never thought of doing that on purpose. It's usually just for two or more typos. But.....
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