TMI Tuesday | Sexy Secrets

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1. Do you have a special place you like to have sex regularly?

I'd like to just have sex regularly. Right now? Wherever that happened would be a special place!

2. What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever done? The scariest?

Hmmmmm ... the hardest thing? If I had to pick just one (life hasn't exactly been easy) I'd go with a long-term hard - being a single parent beginning at son's conception, with no family support (I lived in Maryland and Illinois - family was in Washington), and no contact/visitation with his biological father.

The scariest thing? I don't scare easily. I do remember being terrified the first time I had to give an STD talk to an Army platoon. That was pretty scary. 

3. Are you annoying?

I try really hard not to be annoying. I prefer to be as invisible as possible to the general public. That said, I have been told I am intimidating. PFFFFTTTTT!!

4. A person whom you’ve had “the hots” for a very long time tells you they are super attracted to you. You spend a few hours together and the sexual attraction is overwhelming. You are dying to have this person as your lover. At the moment you are highly aroused, and he/she wants to have sex with you in a church, would you do it?

Ummmm ... of course! Probably not on a pew during Sunday church services (although it would be funny to see how the parishioners reacted), but I don't really have any "off limits" sex venues - as long as I'm not likely to be arrested? It's on!

5. While in the middle of the best lovemaking of your life, if your lover asked you to squeal like a dolphin, would you?

Is my lover a dolphin? If not? I might find that request a little odd, but apparently it's a thing - there's a reddit thread for it!

Bonus: Are you good in bed?

Am I good at what in bed? I'm pretty good sleeping in bed except when the night sweats and leg cramps kick in ...

What? That's not what was being asked? I'd like to think I'm good in bed, but I'm probably not the one you should ask. I can give you a few names of people who might be able to tell you *wink*

Sunday Secret

10 Things Thursday

1. Can a person still dial 4-1-1 and talk to and actual operator, or is it the 555-1212 number that has to be dialed? Do people still call information? These are the thoughts that keep me up at night
2. You probably had enough avocado talk last week, but *swoon*
   
3. In addition to avocados, it appears this country is also obsessed with Chip and Joanna Gaines. The latest obsession? The gender of baby #5. First of all, why?? And secondly, these are some of those weird people who name their kids based on the alphabet. Their girls' names start with the letter E and their boys' names start with the letter D. You'd think Chip and Joanna would choose the letters C and J.
4. I always get excited when HGTV advertises their Dream Home Giveaways. I can't help but fantasize about living in a luxurious home for FREE! But? Apparently winning the HGTV Dream home has it's own curse, and most people opt for the cash prize alternative. Who knew?
5. The jacuzzi just steps away from my front door is being worked on and has been out of service for just short of two weeks. We do have another jacuzzi on the property, but it requires a drive. I figure bath bombs might be the next best thing (even though I no longer have a garden tub) and discovered this Bath Bomb Kit on Amazon. For just $29.95 you get everything you need to make SEVENTY - yes SEVEN ZERO - bath bombs.
6. I need this Your Message Here light box in my life. And yes, it comes with a plethora of letters so that you can change the message.
   
7. Did you know that eBay is trying to be the online dollar store? Their new Under $10 Store is an easy way to spend $100 on a bunch of stuff you didn't even know you needed!
8. Speaking of dollar deals, Applebee's drink of the month is an Absolute Vodka Lemonade and it's yours for just $2 the entire month of March. This might actually get me into an Applebee's!
9. Since it's 10 Things Thursday, here are 10 Lies You Believe About Swingers. I can tell you the unicorn is real!
10. Speaking of swingers and unicorns, did you know that a black ring worn on the right hand is a sign that you are out and open to meet other swingers? Now you know ... and so do I!