1. In the midst of a hangover have you ever promised to "never drink again?" How long until you broke that vow?
What I usually say is, "I will never drink like that again!" Now, that usually means I sampled at least one drink form every alcohol category, so I eliminate at least one alcohol group the next time I decide to lose my mind - usually about 2 years later. Hey! I'm "old"!
2. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done while drinking (or not if it is really stupid) but thought it seemed like a good idea at the time?
Let's just say that in my youth mid to late 20's, while in the Army, I did a LOT of drinking, and I even remember some of the things I did while I was drinking. I did wake up one morning after a tequila blackout binge and found rug burns on my knees and a bruise the size of an apple on my forehead. How, you ask, did that happen? I have absolutely no memory of it but I'm sure it was a really good story.
3. On a scale of 1-10, where do you rate green beer?
Any beer that is light enough that it turns green when food coloring is added is EVIL!
4. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn't have (drunk or sober)?
You weren't looking for a number here were you. I've done more stupid things while drinking than I care to count, and only a few when I was sober *wink*
5. What is the stupidest thing you have ever seen a drunk do (besides driving a car)?
I think starting a fight with someone who is sober ranks right up there. I've seen more drunk guys get PUMMELLED when they got stupid with someone who could actually stand upright without swaying.
Bonus (as in optional): How do you cure your hangover(s)?
I am an aspirin and LOTS of water before you pass out, then a "hair of the dog that bit you" fan. Actually, not even a "hair of the dog that bit you" exactly, but rather a shot of tequila with a Mountain Dew chaser! I swear! It's the best ... unless you have a buddy who works at the hospital who can hook you up with an IV in each arm.
