No Longer Cynical, Now He's Every Day!

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I don't do birthday shout-outs on my blog. I just don't. I can't remember everyone (contrary to popular belief, I'm not one of those "set an Outlook reminder" people) and inevitably someone gets their panties/boxers in a bunch and the hate mail ensues!

But ...

I just cannot let this day go by without acknowledging Jay's birthday.



See? I kind of use Jay, and he deserves a day on my blog in repayment.

He's my personal social media wiki. He lets me know when I screw up by RT-ing someone I unfollowed, and he is my go-to guy for critical questions like, "Just how far back can I go in my twitter time line without presenting a disjointed social media response?"

And he makes me laugh ...

And he keeps me honest ...

And he doesn't let me get away with my bullshit unchecked ...

He's been a great friend, and some day (i.e. when Redneckville finally opens a liquor store) I'm going to head south and give him his own personal lap dance as a belated birthday gift.

Wait!

Didn't he say something about hemorrhoids in his birthday post? Maybe I'll just ship him a case of Preparation H ... or Tucks (by far the WORST name for a hemorrhoid treatment product).

Maybe the lap dance was a bad idea.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY!!

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Sunday Secret

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How Can It Be?

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That he's not 18 yet?? It seems like it was forever ago that he was this adorable little ball of fluff - drooling and dripping all over me.


Now?? He's 15, full of attitude and just learned tonight that he shares a birthday with Justin Bieber ... boy is he pissed! BWAHAHAHAHA!


Here's hoping you are able to get that driver's permit you were certain you'd be getting today, but learned quickly would require you give me something (better grades) to get something.

My job from here on out is not to make your life easy, but to prepare you for the life you'll be taking on in a few short years. I'm going to be less available, and hold you far more accountable.

Growing up seems like such a good idea, until you have to do it.

Life gets tougher from here on out Boo-Bear ... hang in there ... and happy birthday!

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