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14 March 2011
10 March 2011
HNT - Audit
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"Yes, I obstructed justice. I instructed people on the [Enron audit] team to follow the document retention policy, which I knew would result in the destruction of documents."
~ David Duncan
"Yes, I obstructed justice. I instructed people on the [Enron audit] team to follow the document retention policy, which I knew would result in the destruction of documents."
~ David Duncan
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HNT
Are These Things Still Around?
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If your looking for HNT you'll find it tonight or tomorrow. I'm a little behind a
and this post was in the queue.
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Apparently, blogger awards are still around because I got one! Now, I suppose it's possible that I haven't gotten a blogger award in YEARS because my blog sucks, but I refuse to believe that 'cause ... well ... it's my blog dammit!

Anyway, John (a.k.a. @DaddyRunsALot on twitter) over at John's "get healthy" plan gave me an award - a Stylish Blogger Award. Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone, but I didn't even know John read my blog! Imagine my surprise!
As is always the case, there are rules - FUCKING rules!
First, you are to name seven things which your readers may not know about you and second, you must nominate seven other bloggers for the award.
Right ... do you suppose when someone wins a Grammy they are required to list seven interesting facts about themselves and then nominate musicians for next year's Grammys?? Yeah ... I didn't think so!
Since I'm nice, I'll give you seven random facts about myself ... but only because I'll feel like a total ass if I don't meet any of the conditions of the award ...
1. Many of you know I was a band geek, but I was actually quite a talented band geek. I auditioned, and was selected for the All Northwest Honor Band 1981 (band students in grades 9-12 audition for the opportunity to perform with the best high school musicians in the six Northwest Division states under the baton of nationally-renowned conductors).
2. I have been driving for almost 31 years now. In that time, I've gotten only one ticket, and that was just months after I got my license at 16.
3. In those 31 years of driving, I've also never gotten a flat tire nor run out of gas, even in my AMC Matador that did not have a functioning gas gauge.
4. I write left handed, although I am ambidextrous in most of my other fine motor skills (i.e. eating, painting, putting on makeup). I am very right handed in my gross motor skills (i.e. throwing, shooting a basketball, batting).
5. I performed a group modern dance in the 8th grade to Styx "Come Sail Away". Every time I hear that song I still remember the dance routine.
7. The sound made when clipping fingernails or toenails makes my down right stabby. Like must leave the room or I'll start stabbing whomever is clipping their nails with the nail clippers!
If your looking for HNT you'll find it tonight or tomorrow. I'm a little behind a
and this post was in the queue.
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Apparently, blogger awards are still around because I got one! Now, I suppose it's possible that I haven't gotten a blogger award in YEARS because my blog sucks, but I refuse to believe that 'cause ... well ... it's my blog dammit!

Anyway, John (a.k.a. @DaddyRunsALot on twitter) over at John's "get healthy" plan gave me an award - a Stylish Blogger Award. Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone, but I didn't even know John read my blog! Imagine my surprise!
As is always the case, there are rules - FUCKING rules!
First, you are to name seven things which your readers may not know about you and second, you must nominate seven other bloggers for the award.
Right ... do you suppose when someone wins a Grammy they are required to list seven interesting facts about themselves and then nominate musicians for next year's Grammys?? Yeah ... I didn't think so!
Since I'm nice, I'll give you seven random facts about myself ... but only because I'll feel like a total ass if I don't meet any of the conditions of the award ...
1. Many of you know I was a band geek, but I was actually quite a talented band geek. I auditioned, and was selected for the All Northwest Honor Band 1981 (band students in grades 9-12 audition for the opportunity to perform with the best high school musicians in the six Northwest Division states under the baton of nationally-renowned conductors).
2. I have been driving for almost 31 years now. In that time, I've gotten only one ticket, and that was just months after I got my license at 16.
3. In those 31 years of driving, I've also never gotten a flat tire nor run out of gas, even in my AMC Matador that did not have a functioning gas gauge.
4. I write left handed, although I am ambidextrous in most of my other fine motor skills (i.e. eating, painting, putting on makeup). I am very right handed in my gross motor skills (i.e. throwing, shooting a basketball, batting).
5. I performed a group modern dance in the 8th grade to Styx "Come Sail Away". Every time I hear that song I still remember the dance routine.
6. I look for numeric patterns everywhere - from tiles on floors to the number of street lights on a road. I am often preoccupied with counting and finding consistency. Sometimes I just count in my head to settle my brain.
7. The sound made when clipping fingernails or toenails makes my down right stabby. Like must leave the room or I'll start stabbing whomever is clipping their nails with the nail clippers!
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